Hello everyone. Welcome back to Stuckey Lunch. It’s been a while, I know. Whatever. I was on break. Deal with it.
Anyway, say hello to the Fuck Your Couch. I couldn’t think of anything else to call this meat stuffed meatwich. It’s got a lot of heartburn and a lot of personality. My first bite literally sent pleasure vibrations throughout my entire body. I got the shivers and felt my ear drums pop with pure joy.
Let’s break this bitch down. We have a wedge slathered in garlic butter. On top of that is some piping hot beef chili. Next up is Pepperjack and cheddar cheese. Next comes your run of the mill steak. Having the cheeses sandwiched between the chili and the steak causes them to instantly melt and ooze in a deliciously gooey manner. Moving on…pepperoni. Yep. Because pepperoni is awesome. Then to make it healthy I added some raw diced green peppers and onions. It also adds some crunch to this beast from Dimension X.
All in all, it is a 10/10. I ate the whole thing with a bag of cheese doodles and a can of Monster to help me digest.
Anyway, it’s good to be back.
Fuck Your Couch, and good day sir.